Reblogged from andrewdeeuph
CL4P-TP
Your ability to walk short distances without dying shall be the downfall of those who oppose you!
I was whisking eggs with my right hand, then I had to use my phone so I switched to my left hand and this happened.
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you
Same
Yep. Same.
(Source: iseeavoice, via botheringtrees)
have you ever just assumed that a word was pronounced a certain way and you end up pronouncing it incorrectly throughout your entire life and then one day someone corrects you and its like you can almost hear satan laughing as the flames of hell begin to seep up from underground and slowly burn you to death
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when im older and my kid needs me to sign something for school im just gonna write “Dad” in really crappy handwriting so it seems like my kid forged my signature and the teacher calls to tell me and im just “yes no it is i dad”
i posted this when i accidentally took too much medication
screw you guys
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(Source: kingjaffejoffer, via un-frostedpoptart)
why isn’t there a STRAIGHT pride parade?? why isn’t there WHITE history month? why isn’t there an international MEN’S day!? why isn’t there a hospital for WELL people?? why isn’t there a soup kitchen for RICH people??!?
i didn’t think this could be improved but that one takes the cake
(Source: teen-heat, via un-frostedpoptart)
“why is that dog wearing glasses”
“because his insurance wouldn’t pay for contacts”
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i like when people get tribal tattoos because i can ask what tribe theyre from and they can explain to me how theyre an idiot
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wait what if the Doctor’s name is Stephen Moffat
What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?
this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors
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